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Up The Boo Aye Shooting Pookakies

Up The Boo Aye Shooting Pookakies


Inside this book you will meet strange creatures like the Grebs, the Diploblast, the Min and Fingummy the boot monster.
Don’t let them frighten you for they are simply parts of your nightmares and nightmares as we know end when you wake up……or do they?

“Don’t read this book on your own”. Zenophobic’s Weekly News
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Up The Boo Aye (Cover)

The Idle Yellow Oozit

1980

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THE IDLE YELLOW OOZIT…..

We have a Yellow Oozit
What lives behind our sink.
It lives on cold nail varnish
So it’s eyeballs are all pink.

It does no work this oozit
It’s as idle as can be.
But this is not surprising,
Cos it’s got no hands you see.

There’s an idle Yellow Oozit
To the North East of the sink,
And we love our Idle Oozit
A lot more than you think.